To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.
Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.
#drunk #alcohal #sloppy #jonesed #jones
by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010
Top Definition

To perform poorly. To screw-up.
Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.
#jones #joned #perfectly #jonesing #jonesin
by JBG1234567 October 17, 2010
Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.
whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time

#punked #screwed #slapped #burned #funny
by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009
1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.
When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!
by cobra March 31, 2004
To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.
1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"
#jones #jonesing #jonesed #passout #throw up
by MUZ1K3 October 02, 2010
to be misled or cheated.
The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

#bullshitted #fooled #tricked #fucked #jones
by diplodonkus April 09, 2009
Im so Jonesed
#stoked #exited #gnar #rad #jonesin
by Djsniffles April 11, 2015
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