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To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.
Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!
by Tayla13 March 29, 2008
To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned
mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!
by jonedassbrother July 04, 2010
To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.
That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.
by joner5000 December 09, 2010
verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.
Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!
by hidden lawyer April 10, 2006
it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
by eBrian March 21, 2003