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5.
A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.
Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.

Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.

"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"
by xJBx April 10, 2009
 
1.
1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.
Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.
by suckitdonny May 03, 2009
 
2.
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."
by SlimTony June 08, 2009
 
3.
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouth of any so called 'Jonas hater' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Enough said!
by SlimTony June 09, 2009
 
4.
(noun.) A person who believes he/she is superior or more intelligent than someone who listens to the Jonas Brothers. It is eerily similar to the beliefs of Adolf Hitler on the Aryian race. Usually listens to metal or classic rock. also see neo-nazi
Jonas Hater: wow you like the Jonas Brothers? You will never get into college

Fan: What does music taste have to do with intelligence

Jonas Hater: .... Well it's been proven

Fan: It's also been proven that it isnt *shows statistics*

Jonas Hater: I can't read that graph

Fan: and I'M the unintelligent one?
by vygostky February 12, 2011