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50.
Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.

The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.

When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.

The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy metal/polka.

Nick could not do the death scream, however, and they had to change their music. They simplified it to 3 power chords played over, and over. Unfortunately, they weren't selling with Columbia. One day, while sitting by a hickory stump, the devil appeared and challenged them to a fiddle challenge.

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'll care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cos' I think I'm better than you." The devil said to them. Nick mindlessly accepted, before realizing he had no fiddle, or a soul for that matter.

The devil, realizing he won by default, brought them to his secret headquarters and sold them to his head company, Disney. Disney realized the potential in their looks towards premature mainstream zombies and threw the brothers in a few movies and marketed them on everything.

Today, the Jonas brothers live in hell, along with the devil and his disney army. They create mindless songs that get stuck in your head until you want to throw up.
"The Jonas Brothers are the worst thing to ever walk the earth. What a waste of space and skin."
by trust me, you dont want to kno August 21, 2008
 
51.
The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?

Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
by JBs_sux August 02, 2008
 
52.
gay band on disney channel
the jonas brothers are gay!
by hyphy88 August 02, 2008
 
53.
Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.
Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music
by yiggityYO June 10, 2008
 
54.
A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.
Billy: What is your favorite band?

Katherine: The Jonas Brothers! They're so hot!
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
 
55.
My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)

The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.

Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.

They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!

person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.

person 1: Jonas Brothers?

Person 2: yes, please kill me

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
 
56.
Consists of three band members. Nicholas Jerry Jonas;14, Joseph Adam Jonas;17,and Paul Kevin Jonas II,19. Discovered when youngest Jonas, Nicholas, recorded "A Christmas Prayer", written with his father. Columbia Records offered him a record deal after hearing the song. Joseph and Paul(goes by Kevin) asked if they could write a song with Nicholas, and they did, because they're all best friends as well as brothers. They wrote a song called Please Be Mine, and the rest is history:)
Paso Robles Mid-State Fair Jonas Brothers Concert 7/30/07:)
by Morgan0102 August 03, 2007