1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C September 24, 2008
Also known as the Jonas Homos, or the JoHoes.

A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.

They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.

The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.

Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."

An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.

You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.

Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.




Fan: OMJ! I love Nick Jonas. I wanna marry him!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!

Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0

Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?
by The Ginger Overlord September 26, 2008
A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.
Billy: What is your favorite band?

Katherine: The Jonas Brothers! They're so hot!
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
by school_sick_801 December 05, 2008
gay band on disney channel
the jonas brothers are gay!
by hyphy88 August 02, 2008
An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.
Foo 1 = I like jonas brothers
Foo 2 = ur gay
Foo 1 = ya
by M4KMVR October 03, 2008
Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.

Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?

Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.

Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers

Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
by Franoit April 08, 2009
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