The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers
by Eugh..... October 19, 2008
A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.
"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"

"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009
A gay ass group of 3 homos who belong in the genre of Disney Shit. They sing like they wieners are being twisted at the same time, and they wear homo skinny jeans and low cut shirts. Most girls who are fans dont understand what true music is, and they scream everytime they see them.
Angela:y dnt u lik the jonas brothers?? Joe is soo cute!!
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those homos.
by MegaPickle March 14, 2009
An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'

Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009
1. the worst musicians ever to hit planet earth.

2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.
hannah montana is almost as bad as the jonas brothers.
by SHUTYOURMOUTHANDOPENYOURMIND October 19, 2008
(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station

they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)

Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?

Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.

(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)

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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !

Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?

Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!

Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.

Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
by Urb4nD1ct10n4ry; Editor July 10, 2008
A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.
Sad JB Fan - Like OMG I Love The Jonas Brothers They're So Fitt!!





Get A Life They Suck!
by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009
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