a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
-Their fanbase consists of approximately 70 trillion 10-13 year-old girls who's parents won't let them listen to "explicit" songs and so have no idea what real music sounds like.
-In every song they say the word 'baby' about 50 times.
the only reason they haven't been arrested for being rampant pedophiles is because they wear "Purity rings" and say that they can't have sex until they're married. Thus, they are allowed to rape the ears
of trillions of 12-year-olds.
brainwashed preteen: Oh Joe, i want to have your babies!
joe bros: come into our trailer and let us have ear sex with you.
brainwashed preteen: Oh god, yes! Anything!
A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.
With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)
eugh..... Jonas Brothers