An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.
OMGGGZZ I LUV ZE JONAS BROTHERS!!!1111 NICK IZZ MY FAVORITE!
by Velvette August 19, 2009
The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers
by Eugh..... October 19, 2008
A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.

Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 17, 2009
Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.

Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.
by Run Rabbit Run! August 05, 2008
BOys who whine, call it music, and like to groom themselves by licking their genitals.
"holy shit! why is that guy sucking cock?"
"cuz he part of the Jonas Brothers."
"oh."
Jonas Brothers: "It tastes like vanilla!"
by NLT LOVVAAA May 12, 2008
1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.

2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.

2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"

metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg February 09, 2008
A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.
by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009
The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.
Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.
by kaybuttttttt September 02, 2008

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