-Their fanbase consists of approximately 70 trillion 10-13 year-old girls who's parents won't let them listen to "explicit" songs and so have no idea what real music sounds like.
-In every song they say the word 'baby' about 50 times.
the only reason they haven't been arrested for being rampant pedophiles is because they wear "Purity rings" and say that they can't have sex until they're married. Thus, they are allowed to rape the ears
of trillions of 12-year-olds.
brainwashed preteen: Oh Joe, i want to have your babies!
joe bros: come into our trailer and let us have ear sex with you.
brainwashed preteen: Oh god, yes! Anything!
And unlike what other idiots on here said, they aren't gay, pussies, or cock-suckers. People on this site REALLY need to stop saying things like that. Not only is it rude, homo-phobic, at times sexiest, and just plain obnoxious, it also makes you sound like a 13 year old boy who just heard a cuss word for the first time. In other words, an idiot.
Once you get past the screaming fangirls and their over-exposure from Disney, this group of kids are actually quite talented. They write their own songs and have a visible passion for music. Not even famous rock stars are dedicated enough to build a recording studio on their tour bus. And to all the fangirls who the Jonas Brothers are rockstars, they aren't. Their pop, branching into poprock as of recent. They even say so themselves.
No, they aren't as good as the Beatles. They even say so. But they are actually good which is uncommon for people on the Disney Channel. They deserve much more respect than what is given to them. You go JoBros!
ME:"No hun. They're good, not gods."
Asshole:"The hobros suck! Their faggots and their gay ass music makes my ears bleed!"
ME:"Have you ever actually listened to one of their songs?"
Asshole:"NO! Why would I listen to that shit? They're the worst fucking band ever! The only reason they're famous is because they make 12 year old girls jump out of their training bras!
Me:"If you've never listened to their music how do you know they suck? Is it because most of their fans are teenage girls? So because girls like something it must suck right? Wow. You're both homophobic AND sexiest! Good job.
Asshole:"Whatever. They're still fags."
Me: "Why are they fags?"
Asshole:"Because they dance around stage in tight-girl pants and they refuse to fuck all those fans of theirs that want to jump them."
Me: "I thought all their fans were 12? Does that mean you support stagatory rape?"
Asshole: "Huh- what, no!"
Me: "Really? Are YOU a fag then?"
Asshole: "FUCK NO!"
Me: "Well,you just contradicted yourself, but I'll move on before your primative brain starts to hurt from all the big words I'm using. Idiots like you are why so many girls love the Jonas Brothers. Because, unlike you, they're gentlemen. Which is part of the reason why they are most likely going to get laid before you do. Even with their rings. Oh, and by the way neanderthal, not all their fans are squeeling twelve year olds. Me and my friends love them and we're all 21.
Me: "I thought so."
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.
Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.
Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.
If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!