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Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.

The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.

When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.

The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy metal/polka.

Nick could not do the death scream, however, and they had to change their music. They simplified it to 3 power chords played over, and over. Unfortunately, they weren't selling with Columbia. One day, while sitting by a hickory stump, the devil appeared and challenged them to a fiddle challenge.

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'll care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cos' I think I'm better than you." The devil said to them. Nick mindlessly accepted, before realizing he had no fiddle, or a soul for that matter.

The devil, realizing he won by default, brought them to his secret headquarters and sold them to his head company, Disney. Disney realized the potential in their looks towards premature mainstream zombies and threw the brothers in a few movies and marketed them on everything.

Today, the Jonas brothers live in hell, along with the devil and his disney army. They create mindless songs that get stuck in your head until you want to throw up.
"The Jonas Brothers are the worst thing to ever walk the earth. What a waste of space and skin."
by trust me, you dont want to kno August 21, 2008
 
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A band consisting of three of the most amazing boys on the planet.
Paul Kevin II, 20, Joseph Adam, 18, & Nicholas Jerry, 15.
Super-talented songwriters and musicians. Outstanding role models.
Commonly misconstrued as a "Disney band" only liked by so-called "teeny boppers," mainly by immature boys who refuse to give them a chance. If these people actually paid attention, they'd know that many Jonas Brothers fans are actually between the ages of 17-23 years old. I am actually 20 and I am a big fan. Also, these brothers did not begin on Disney, it just brought their music to a much wider audience.
They write feel-good, catchy songs and honestly, they and their music are a breath of fresh air. They are very family-oriented and have strong views and honorable morals that are admired by many of their fans. They are very easy-going and down-to-earth, and they don't take themselves too seriously--they're big jokesters.

A common misconception is that all the fans of the Jonas Brothers are only fans because they are good-looking. This is not the case. Many fans, especially the original ones, love these boys because of their music and because of the fact that they are a bunch of sweethearts. Just plain wonderful guys.

Besides being known for making great music and being great people, they are also incredibly funny, especially Joe. Their sense of humor is apparent in many of their interviews as well as in the videos they post on their YouTube channel, and most recently, in their video for their single "Burnin' Up."

The boys are releasing their highly-anticipated third studio album, "A Little Bit Longer" on August 12, 2008.
Their fanbase grows more and more each day, and with good reason. They are hard-working, talented gentlemen and deserve all the success they have achieved thus far.
The Jonas Brothers are taking the world by storm, and all you people better get ready.
by Mari D. July 10, 2008
 
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the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :]
by Courtneyyy January 05, 2008
 
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One of four brothers who are the most musically talented heart throbs in the world. Young guy who performs amazingly and who "live like they are at the bottom even if they are at the top."
I wish I was a Jonas Brother, they're living the dream!
by Alyssa Jonas July 14, 2008
 
235.
only the hottest most sexiest friggin band alive.
not only are they talented but they are nice people and mad smexy.
totaly awesome.
from wyckoff new jersey.
and just basically amazing.
the jonas brothers rock major fucking socks.
by sarah covello June 19, 2008
 
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the Jonas Brothers consist of Nick Jerry Jonas, Joe Adum Jonas, and we cant ever forget Kevin Paul Jonas II (real name Paul Kevin Jonas II) they also have a little brother frankie who is 8 i belive he is not in the bad yet but oh well. kevin is the oldest he is 20 following Joe who is now 18 and thane Nick<3 who is 15.Jonas Brothers are just simply the most ahhhmazing band in the world they write about lyrics that mean somthign to a teenager and somthing teenagers can relate to. and pesides they are soooo HOT/cute. but besides that they are just your avrage christian family who just hapeopend to become famous. AHMAZING IN COCNERT IF I MIGHT ADD. =] oh and they are also filming there movie CAMP ROCK wich will be out this sumer and they are also filming there new show J.O.N.A.S wich will also be aring this summer only on DISNEY CHANNEL =]
jonas brothers, kevin jonas, joe jonas, nick jonas, i love the jonas brothers
 
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An amazing band with alot of talent. There are three boys in the group, Joseph Adam Jonas(Joe), 18, Paul Kevin Jonas II(Kevin),20 and Nicholas Jerry Jonas(Nick), 15. There nicknames are Danger(Joe), K2(Kevin) and Mr. President(Nick). They have 2 albums out, About Time and Jonas Brothers. A third one is to come out on August 12th named A Little Bit Longer. The boys are currently signed to Hollywood Records. The boys have shown they are great role models and amazing people. They have purity rings and have a strong belief system. I am in love with these boys<3
Kevin: Hey Im Kevin
Joe: Im Joe
Nick: and Im Nick and were the Jonas Brothers!
by Jonaslove! July 10, 2008
 
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A trio of brothers who had once struggled in advancing in the music business, but finally for the past few years have been acknowledged for their work and been gaining their much deserved recognition. The Jonas Brothers are... Nick, 15, the youngest who recently found out he has Type 1 Diabetes; the lead singer, Joe, 18; and the oldest lead guitarist, Kevin at 20. They have great pop/rock melodies while incorporating most of their own lyrics into song, and are an inspiration to every generation, especially with their undying focus to be a positive medium for the youth of today.

Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.

I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--

And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.
...And get this: I know real music, I sing real music, I'm a real woman who doesn't appreciate listening 24/7 to all that "crank dat hoe", degrading women music and- I'm almost 22! The Jonas Brothers are here to stay!
by *~Jeanie~* January 15, 2008