the Jonas Brothers consist of Nick Jerry Jonas, Joe Adum Jonas, and we cant ever forget Kevin Paul Jonas II (real name Paul Kevin Jonas II) they also have a little brother frankie who is 8 i belive he is not in the bad yet but oh well. kevin is the oldest he is 20 following Joe who is now 18 and thane Nick<3 who is 15.Jonas Brothers are just simply the most ahhhmazing band in the world they write about lyrics that mean somthign to a teenager and somthing teenagers can relate to. and pesides they are soooo HOT/cute. but besides that they are just your avrage christian family who just hapeopend to become famous. AHMAZING IN COCNERT IF I MIGHT ADD. =] oh and they are also filming there movie CAMP ROCK wich will be out this sumer and they are also filming there new show J.O.N.A.S wich will also be aring this summer only on DISNEY CHANNEL =]
jonas brothers, kevin jonas, joe jonas, nick jonas, i love the jonas brothers
One of the worst bands in history. Their main fan base consists of 12-16 year old girls who only like them because of their "pretty boy" good looks, which is lucky for them, because without their looks they would never have become so successful because their music is pile of steaming shit.

Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.
Paul: Hey theres a Jonas Brothers concert on next week. Wanna go see it?

John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.
by jonas brothers suck balls September 19, 2008
An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'

Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009
A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.
Sad JB Fan - Like OMG I Love The Jonas Brothers They're So Fitt!!





Get A Life They Suck!
by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009
1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.

2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.

2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"

metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg February 09, 2008
The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.
Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.
by kaybuttttttt September 02, 2008
1. the worst musicians ever to hit planet earth.

2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.
hannah montana is almost as bad as the jonas brothers.
by SHUTYOURMOUTHANDOPENYOURMIND October 19, 2008
A group that has no future in their life. They have really bad songs, and they simultaneously go out with Miley Cyrus and other crap celebrities.
Hey, you know that band Jonas Brothers?
Yeah, why?
Coz they suck.
by Mr X is asleep. February 14, 2009
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