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the Jonas Brothers consist of Nick Jerry Jonas, Joe Adum Jonas, and we cant ever forget Kevin Paul Jonas II (real name Paul Kevin Jonas II) they also have a little brother frankie who is 8 i belive he is not in the bad yet but oh well. kevin is the oldest he is 20 following Joe who is now 18 and thane Nick<3 who is 15.Jonas Brothers are just simply the most ahhhmazing band in the world they write about lyrics that mean somthign to a teenager and somthing teenagers can relate to. and pesides they are soooo HOT/cute. but besides that they are just your avrage christian family who just hapeopend to become famous. AHMAZING IN COCNERT IF I MIGHT ADD. =] oh and they are also filming there movie CAMP ROCK wich will be out this sumer and they are also filming there new show J.O.N.A.S wich will also be aring this summer only on DISNEY CHANNEL =]
jonas brothers, kevin jonas, joe jonas, nick jonas, i love the jonas brothers

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A crap, overated band. They are only famous for being on the Disney channel all the time, and no, I don't watch Disney Channel, my little 7 YEAR OLD sister does, and I know some of their songs because my sister likes them. They started off as an okayish Christian band but are now a pathetic pop band that sing off-key, the oldest one must be about 18 and his voice is STILL developing and he sings like an 11 year old. All of there songs are about Looovvveeee and girls. It doesn't take much talent to write 15 songs about girls. Oh, and they've coppied about 3 of their songs from Busted.

They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.

Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
Stupid slut teen/preteen: LIKE OMG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEK! LIKE, I'M GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS! I TOTALLY LOVE NICK!

Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.

Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
by .Sara=] February 26, 2008

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An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.
"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

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A really overrated mainstream.. Ah screw it, they just suck so much, they dont need a definition. they suck, period. they dont have talent, the guitarists suck, the drummer sucks, and the trio is gay, they have threesomes every Saturday. They just pretend to like "hot girls", but they're really gay. That loser whos dating Selena Gomez is a closet case, obviously.

Majority of Jonas fans are 8 - 13 year old girls who think if something is popular, it's good. and they also think that if a band's members are ugly, they suck.

The fans are stupid, and are usually bashed by Guns N' Roses fans. They tend to hate on us and say things like Slash being gay and Axl Rose being ugly and that they suck cause they're old, but in reality: they do suck. NOW. They rocked hard in the late 80s early 90s but not anymore.

They also hate anything that is not of 2007, and when comparing Beatles to JB, they say Beatles are a bunch of old dead people from the 1930s (someone actually said this) and to old rock fans, they tell us "Get with the times." No, I dont wanna get with the times when most music of "the times" is shit.

One last thing: THIS BAND IS NOT ROCK. FACE IT, IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM POP. ROCK HAS GUITAR SOLOS, GOOD RIFFS, TALENT.
average jonas fan: OMFG THE JONAS BROTHERS? THE ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like nick is the absolute hottest LULZ. he's a good christian boy. he would never go out with that skank Miley. OMFG hold on!!! they're song just came on disney radio!!!! LMAO. OMFG


*actual quote, im not even kiddin*
by jermomsucksmydick August 05, 2008

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One of the most terrible bands of our time. Never compare them to other acclaimed bands like Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Cheap Trick, U2, etc. If annoying fangirls compared them to any to the bands mentioned above, they all must be joking.
Fangirl: The Jonas Brothers reminded me of Cheap Trick because of their gutar solos.

Me: I DON'T THINK SO!
by Tarrank October 31, 2009

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The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.
Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."

Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."

Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
by Manwithamilliondollars October 29, 2008

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Is the worst insult ever, worst ''music'' worst everything.
To suck, stink.
Girl1: Slut!!
Girl2: Jonas Brothers!!
Girl1: *gasp* *slap*
by Auroraa May 31, 2008

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One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!



Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???

2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
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