The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.

They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.

Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.

The rest it history.
Hey! The Jonas Brothers are playing Jersey tonight!
by Popfan December 08, 2006

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A Christian pop/rock band that consists of three brothers. That's pretty much it...

I first found this band a few years ago on some Nickelodeon commercial for a Zoey 101 movie that featured one of their songs. The song itself only appeared in the movie for a few seconds on an amplifier.

A few years later, these brothers became the biggest phenomenon since the fucking Beatles. They're rather similar to the Beatles due to the fact that they have legions of teenage fangirls that desperately want to have sexual intercourse with them, even though they're Evangelicals and won't fuck until they get married.

Musically, they're very different from the Beatles. They're basically a cross between Fall Out Boy and Hanson. Many of their songs are embarrassingly catchy, and this is coming from a guy who also listens to Cannibal Corpse. Their lyrics seem a bit immature and family friendly, but if you listen to "Burnin' Up" closely, you can sense a hint of sexual desire.

So why all the hate? I'm starting to think the only reason people hate them is because they're associated with Disney and all they want to do is brainwash kids. Or it might have something to do with their squeaky, high-pitched voices. What they need to do is get the fuck away from Disney and Inject some testosterone into their bodies. Then I think they'd get more respect.
The Jonas Brothers are Nick Jonas, Paul "Kevin" Jonas, and Joe Jonas
by Jeebus Cripes February 01, 2009

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A gay ass group of 3 homos who belong in the genre of Disney Shit. They sing like they wieners are being twisted at the same time, and they wear homo skinny jeans and low cut shirts. Most girls who are fans dont understand what true music is, and they scream everytime they see them.
Angela:y dnt u lik the jonas brothers?? Joe is soo cute!!
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those homos.
by MegaPickle March 14, 2009

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The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers
by Eugh..... October 19, 2008

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A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.

Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 17, 2009

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(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station

they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)

Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?

Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.

(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)

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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !

Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?

Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!

Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.

Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
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Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.

Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.
by Run Rabbit Run! August 05, 2008

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BOys who whine, call it music, and like to groom themselves by licking their genitals.
"holy shit! why is that guy sucking cock?"
"cuz he part of the Jonas Brothers."
"oh."
Jonas Brothers: "It tastes like vanilla!"
by NLT LOVVAAA May 12, 2008

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