|8.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
Dumbfucks who think they are better than every Jonas Brothers fan.
Jonas Brothers haters constantly say how the music that the Jonas Brothers make is "unreal", just because it is simple to compose, or easy to play.
Jonas Brothers haters constantly bag on Jonas Brothers fans, and they often nag about the grammatical errors or spelling errors fans might make.
True, many Jonas Brothers fans are like this, but that doesn't mean that ALL fans are like that.
Jonas Brothers Haters: These fags suck. They don't play real music. You stupid little girls who only like them because they are "hot". Go listen to some "real" music, like Metallica.
Me: Just because the Jonas Brothers don't have complicated compositions for their music, doesn't mean their music is "fake". Also, just because some fans tend to be over enthusiastic and wrongly accuse you guys of being jealous, doesn't mean ALL of us are like that.
|1.||Jonas brothers haters|
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
|2.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.
I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.
|3.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with
Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.
|4.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
Smartest people on the planet
Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters
|5.||Jonas Brothers haters|
people who have an ugly attitude and like to bag on the decent caring guys who are in a famous (or once famous) band for fun
They most commonly stereotype fans as kids or idiots.
They do not acknowledge that music is subjective and sometimes bash the fans as well.
Some have been overly passionate Beatles fans that don't understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that the Jonas Brothers are not trying to tarnish the Beatles as they are heavily influenced by them.
They either have a sick sense of humor or are insecure and try to cover it up by bashing someone else.
1) Fan 1: Did you see what those Jonas Brothers haters said?
Me: There's probably something wrong with them. Maybe they weren't loved as a child.
Rude person: Do people actually still love the Jonas Sisters? I thought those faggots were replaced by Justin Bieber
Me: And yet you're still hating why? If you think that no one cares then why bother to make that comment
|6.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
Jonas Brothers haters, are those very biased people that call the Jonas Brothers
They did not originate rich, and they are very down-to-earth, if you must know. These people need to get the facts straight before they talk their nonsense.
Fangirl: Hi my name is Ali and I <3333 the Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers Haters: THEY A GAY WHITEBOY FAGGOTS.
Fangirl: No, no their music is wonderful
Hater: FUCK YOU STUPID
They then log off .
|7.||Jonas Brothers Haters|
An angry, occasionally bigoted group of people who passionately hate the Jonas Brothers as if they raped their mother.more...
Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:
gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).
Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:
- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)
-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)
-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))
-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)
-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)
-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))