1) the source of anything worth knowing.
2) the perfect role model for learning how to blagg your way through anything, with a minimal amount of effort.
3) famous for a lack of colour in his fashion sense
4)compensates for lack of extensive vocabulary by replacing words with the word 'jobbie' in any desciptive sentences. this allows him to not think very hard on getting the right words, but focussin all his brain capacity on complex consiracy theories.
5) can fix anything in the world with his super-bitchin' glare of doom.
6) the beez-neez at Crysis!!
1) Dean: "is the government really trying to read our minds?"
Marcus: "dunno, did you Jon Leyton it?"
2) Dean: "how the fuck am i gonna finish all this work by friday?"
Marcus: "dunno, maybe you should just Jon Leyton it."
3) Gina: "why do you wear so much grey?"
Jon: "its the only colour thats invisible to government brainwave scanners."
Charlie: "why, is it made from tin foil or something?"
4) Jon: "so to make this jobbie here, all you have to do is insert this jobbie into that jobbie."
Alex: "that's what Gina Said!"
5) Sam: "for fuck sake, my computers crashed again!!!"
Marcus: "get Jon to fix it with his Leyton vision"
6) Nathan: "LOLZ, TTLY PWNING YOOZ @ RUNESCAPE"
Jon: "if you had any testicles, you would be playing a mans game, like Crysis!"