One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.
Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.
by KCguy42 December 21, 2010
When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015