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1. (n) A word used to explain why someone loves pirates.

2. (v) To sing Johnny Cash while changing into athletic attire.

3. (n) A beautiful woman.
1.
-How do pirates celebrate christmas? They say "Wench wench wench!"
-You're such a Jolan!

2.
-I fell into that burning ring of fire!
-Why are you jolan'?

3.
-Her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall... She must be Jolan.
by crite7898 December 05, 2010
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A beautiful smart and humble girl that will all ways see the good in people l. A bit bossy
Did you see Jolan at home coming, whoever got her is so lucky.
by Luckydude January 12, 2017
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