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"duh...it's that card which you get in a pack of cards!"
"oh look.. i found a joker"
by sort November 06, 2003
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A slang used while smoking marijuana. To joker, means to hit the pipe, bong, joint, anything that is being passed around, TWICE in your one turn. Sometimes it will be noticed and you may be called out on it. Other times, it will be noticed, and the same will be given for everyone else in the group. And sometimes, you can just get away with it, if it is your own weed.
Stoner 1: Did you just joker that?

Stoner 2: Umm...I can't recall.

Stoner 1: I think you jokered it...

Stoner 2 : *hits pipe* Now I might have...hahahhahahahahahaha
by JohnKyo August 23, 2010
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1.) Overly-used unoriginal "essay" nickmane. Along with "Lil' Joker"

2.) A down-sydrome retard in the WCA clan.
Beaner 1: "Hey Lil' Joker you got any money?"
Lil Joker: "Fuck you essaaay"

by Luler February 07, 2008
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When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.
JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"
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A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-
Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!
by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009
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a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult
The only joker here is in your pants
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1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.
1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."
by Nick Ulanowski December 17, 2007
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