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While having sex, the woman says in her most cum hungry voice "go on my face". As his eyes close in euphoria and he busts his nut, she cups it in her hands. As soon as he opens his eyes, she chucks it all over his mouth (to resemble jokers scars) and starts laughing hysterically. When he looks at her all confused and angry, she says "why so serious?", then walks away.
(can also be used for men, but intended for women).
hey man, your dad called me last night, so i went over to his place and i gave him a joker ... hope we're still cool.
by tina karenina August 14, 2008
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Making sweet love to your girl on her waterfall heavy "flow" day. As usual you pull out, cum on her face, but this time paint a smile by slap-wipe, zorro style, your bloody cock against her mouth leavin a huge red grin on her now creamy white face. You laugh and whisper, " I know how you got your scars."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, sob, and the world knows you've been jokered."
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someone that is or does something stupid. a mild insult.
"omg! did you see that joker!"

"what you lying for you joker!"

by triky July 28, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.
I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.
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The act of ripping a girls side cheek when she is sucking your dick because it is huge.
If this bitch dosent shut up I'l have to joker her with my dick.
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A fool who likes to drink nasty coffee
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