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Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs. During a game of beer pong:
"Ha! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson." |
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| 1. | Johnson | ||
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Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.
Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad. Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get. Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man. Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush. Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context. Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes. Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one. Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock. Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters. Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
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| 2. | johnson | ||
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a man with a well endowed sexual organ its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
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| 3. | johnson | ||
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penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson) My johnson is large.
"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub. |
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| 4. | johnson | ||
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you either have one or you are one I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
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| 5. | Johnson | ||
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A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family. The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
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| 6. | johnson | ||
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a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick my johnson is a very long one
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| 7. | johnson | ||
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1. In Medieval Times, the last name Johnson meant John's son so if you were James Johnson, you were James and your father's name was John.
2. Nowadays a Johnson is slang for a man's penis. When I seek a man's penis, I call it a dick or a cock because Johnson can be misinterpreted; plus dick and cock sounds sexier. 1.) Oh I know James Johnson, he's John's son.
2.) I was fooling around with this guy and when I asked him to put his Johnson in my pussy he was confused so I told him it meant his cock. |
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