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The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.
I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.
by kdbamaman November 18, 2012
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Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 08, 2013
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