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The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
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gorgeous.talented.incredibly deep and beautiful person, inside and out.
can take any character and make it into something no one else could...deserves a whole PILE of oscars!
by Jade August 12, 2004
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149.
Ruined pirates forever
Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole
by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005
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the man that every girl would masterbate because of.
Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.
by youwilleatit August 26, 2007
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151.
Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.
"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.
by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003
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152.
fuckable
Johnny is really fuckable!
by roserdozer September 17, 2003
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153.
da big PIMP DADDY!!!
(he is very very very hot)
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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154.
talented, sexy, old but cool
I could do Johnny Depp!
by Isabelle November 05, 2003
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