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A magnificent actor with such good looks that he could make a straight man turn gay.
Johnny Depp can have any woman he wants.
by Sonic Death Monkey May 08, 2005
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The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
by CA_MAD April 04, 2004
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The sexiest pirate I've ever seen!
by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006
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The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.
he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?
by Jessi December 31, 2003
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The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
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One of the best actors ever. Fantastic in Blow & in Ed Wood. Also, he's super hot.
Johnny Depp lives in France, & is the best actor out there.
by numchuck bitch July 29, 2003
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Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom
by NOT MIKE HARMS December 28, 2003
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