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Bassist For Avenged Sevenfold (a7x). Awesome bass player. and Hot as Hell!!
"i dont like to impress anyone, they can all suck my dick"
~Johnny Christ
by StabtheCollide September 28, 2005
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johnny christ the wicked bassist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super sexy! he rocks!whoo!
johnny christ gets down with the hoes!
by rmf-shae- sparkie September 28, 2006
A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.
OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!
by herpaderpa~ February 08, 2011
Bassist for Avenged Sevenfold(a7x). He is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(I'm scared..)
"JOHNNY CHRIST IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!"
by Synyster Stalker April 24, 2009

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