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A creature who prowls the cities of America preying on grown men, Johnny Tickler can take any form. He usually appears when least expected, taking advantage of men who have their guards down.

There is no escape from Johnny Tickler. When Johnny Tickler is in the vicinity, no man is safe. When confronted by Johnny Tickler, close your eyes and think nice thoughts until his rampage on your body is over.

Johnny Tickler cannot be stopped.
Common example of being visited by Johnny Tickler:

Johnny Tickler: Here I come!

Spike: NOO.
by skaarjslayer May 28, 2012
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