Top Definition
Johnny Moleman has very funny eyes. He lies and likes to eat small children. He's everywhere.
He's a god.
He's a religion.
He's the boss.
He is the sweetest banana on this side of the world
I pray to Johnny Moleman every single day!

Sometimes when I see Johnny Moleman I get all happy!
by Eldaniello October 23, 2011
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