Top Definition
1.Jokes that are completely and udder failures.

2.Jokes that aren't funny
( on xbox playing fifa)
Ioanis: 'Yo, Chelsea is mad overpowered!'

Johnny:'Dude Handballs should be legal!!!11!!!1!one'

The whole party: 'Shut the hell up johnny.'

Ioanis:'Yea that was such a johnny joke.'
by Piph February 09, 2012

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