| 1. | Johnny Fappleseed | ||
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That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed. Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
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| 2. | Johnny Fappleseed | ||
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A person who travels from town to town removing porn filters from the computers at public libraries. Thanks to Johnny Fappleseed, now I can run to the public library when I need to rub one out.
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