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8.
A 1992 draft pick by the Kansas City Royals, who at the end of 2000 got traded to Oakland A's and after one season in Oakland, he got traded to the Boston Red Soxs. He played centerfield for the Red Soxs until the end of the 2005 season. Like it or not, Damon was traded to the Yankees because of a offer that appealed to him more. Damon was a fan favorite in Boston and tons were devistated once they heard the news.
Johnny Damon was traded to the New York Yankees from the Boston Red Soxs a year after they won the World Series.
by Walter Burgess January 15, 2006
 
9.
cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though
by broseph April 20, 2005
 
10.
A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
by jon April 08, 2004
 
11.
A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
by Badass Keith April 04, 2005
 
12.
A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
by Badass Keith April 05, 2005
 
13.
A faggot who thinks he resembles Jesus but in reality resembles a two-bit scumbag.
Why did you delete my first definition? I know you Boston fans probably are in love with the queer centerfielder with a mullet, but if you only knew that he would leave the Red Sox for the Yankees if they offered him a contract.
by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004