| 1. | Johnny Cock-Knocker | ||
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Anglo-Saxon, cheesedick male, usually from the South. Likely has never had a friend of another ethnicity, likely to vote Republican, and be a part of a fraternity. Historically, Johnny Cock Knockers have liked Dane Cook standup, cowboy hats, MMA, and really big trucks. Danny: Dude, what happened to that Lisa girl you were trying to bang?
Me: I think she went back to Cincinnati and moved in with her Johnny Cock-Knocker ex-boyfriend. |
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