Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later