Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"