2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
(*see example: C)
B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr
C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"