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6.
The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.
Damn that John The Baptist is amazing
by John The Baptist February 25, 2005
 
1.
Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.
by thedzone October 02, 2009
 
2.
In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.
All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.
by phmns51 February 08, 2014
 
3.
An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
 
4.
A gay or young looking gay man.
Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!
by Kamix March 07, 2005
 
5.
A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.
"On your way to the park, look out for John The Baptist's."
by Aenima March 07, 2005