The greatest musician ever to live (Besides the guys of pink floyd). He wrote the most beautiful songs ever, Imagine.

He married the love of his life, Yoko Ono, who many people claim helped break up The Beatles. Its semi true. But c'mon, it was his true love, you gotta do what you want, when you find the right person, you marry them.

Unfortunatly, in December of 1980, he was shot and killed by some fucker, who the surviving members of the Beatles never talk about, because they dont want him to gain that status that the person who shot JFK did. If you look up both of their names, your a fag, and should go rot in hell.
John lennon is the greatest musical genius, and may god rest his soul.
by Jose Cuarah0 July 10, 2008
When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
It's true

Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.
Presidents, CEOs, Television actors, Movie "stars" etc.
John Lennon
by Augustine Splinter September 28, 2005
To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.
We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.
by TrixieintheHill January 11, 2006
Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.
We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.
by Ramone Wyman November 26, 2006
A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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