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The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.
The French really love John Kerry.
by Papa Smurf May 11, 2005
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mofuckin cocksucka. often referred to as "trifflin," or "trippin."
"Dat bitch John Kerry be one mofuckin cocksucka."
"Word."
by Jim GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA February 24, 2006
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Dumb shit president with a fucked up idea of morality; very in your face attitude about winning 3 stupid purple hearts BIG FREAKIN DEAL
George Bush: John Kerry
When you take the best qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of SHIT!-- WCTR Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
by Chester April 05, 2005
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One of the greatest idiots of our time. He got royally owned by Bush in 2004, and rightly so. It`s sad how many people actually thought he should have won the election. Thank GOD he conceeded, not like Sore-Loserman.
"I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan."
by Larry Murray March 11, 2005
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US Senator from Massachusettes and just another elite New England liberal. He fortunately had a failed campaign in the Presidential election of 2004, in which he lost to incumbant George W. Bush. He looks like Lurch from the Adams Family. He is credited for flip-flopping on the issues, "I actually voted for the $87-billion funding for the war in Iraq--before I voted against it."
John Kerry is just another New England, elite liberal--just like his buddy Teddy Kennedy.
by krock1dk August 21, 2008
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A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.
Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.
by Erica April 24, 2005
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The only really good thing John Kerry ever did was serve in Vietnam congrats and thank you Mr. Kerry however, he was not fit to lead this country. He was for the war in Iraq until half way through his campeign for Democratic nomination and he saw that other Campaigners against the war had higher ratings. He flipped flopped on everything and it was hard to know where he stood/stands. Bush may not be the best but he was the less of the two evils.
Dem.- I'm voting for John Kerry!!
Rep.- Why!?!?!
Dem- Ummmm He fought in a war!!!
Rep.- So did my uncle but no ones making him president.!!!
by sowhatnow April 18, 2007
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