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6.
The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.
John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.
by Dead Deer November 08, 2005
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Largely catering to pedophiles and "battlers", John Howard has single-handedly lead a nation back into consensual denial and racist delusion.
Calling John Howard a cunt is offensive to cunts
by BadBoyBubby June 13, 2005
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Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)
After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.
by fjd November 24, 2007
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1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T May 26, 2005
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George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
by me-me-me October 14, 2005
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1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog
1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
by talor May 23, 2005
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1. He is the Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party and talks quite funny. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Boyd M May 18, 2005
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21.
Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.

Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, Australian PM, Bushy Eyebrows
by Christina Robinson July 17, 2006
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