An outgoing person. Doesn't ask or want anything from you, but is always willing to help you whenever you want. John knows when he is being taken advantage of and walks away from a person who does that and never talks to them again. John's are always seeking happiness, they have a hard time finding their "purpose" in their lives, they have a great need to be loved. They are very affectionate and what they give is what they expect in return. They are always busy doing something, going here and there, with or without you. They are independent and only "need" a person, when it is convenient with them, however they are never selfish, always remembering and thinking about those they love. Family is everything to them, even when they have a hard time showing it. John's are fairly common people, but unique in that they stand out from their independence and confidence, they are always trying to show people how to do things. They love to experiment with new ideas. John's are great friends, good fathers, but can be dishonest in relationships. They have to earn your love to give themselves to you. John's are family men, but love the idea of adventure. You have to keep up with them, if you don't they will leave you behind.
by sheller November 27, 2014
A kid that you know, you never know if he likes you or not but you know he cares for you regardless. A man of science, logic, and technology. John has found himself in love with many people who reject him and then find themselves later obsessed with him. Loves anything computers, very logical mind. Belives that " the needs of the many out wight the needs of the few " . Gets very depressed when he realizes how lonely he is, he doesn't say anything but you can just tell he's not at his best. Always strives to do his best, would give his life for any human being, and is very compassionate, you can tell by the way his beautiful blue eyes twinkle, but they also show a dark side of hatred for the destruction humans are bringing upon themselves, but he does his best not to ever show it. Has a large compassion for video games, especially ones like; Kerbal Space Program, Turbo Dosmount, and Sim City. He thinks he is an inucence to every one he sits near at launch, so he will eventually leave. He is wonderful with his jacket and fedora. He loves to socialize even though he thinks he is hated. Can be very depressed but he always get over it. He is the most beautiful, handsome person with his blue eyes and his dirty blond hair, he leaves all the girls in a trance . He doesn't know how much he is loved and I hope that he will one day figure out. Thank you John.B you are wonderful.
Girl 1: " I talked to John yesterday, he said that I look wonderful. "
Girl 2: " I saw him earlier today, he seems really sad."

Kevin: " explain these 5th dimension things. "
John: " it's wibboly, wobbly, stuff..."
by A Person of Love March 07, 2015
A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."
by Baby John November 05, 2011
the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world
i am a john. meep.
by Meepmeep meep March 13, 2012
An extremely talented and handsome guy, he loves playing the bass guitar and listens to jazz music. He is really shy but only because he is very special and unique inside and afraid to show it. You are a very lucky person if you get to see that side of him :) He has long dark blonde/ light brownish hair with a few waves in it and light brown eyes. He has a nickname named Thor for his hair, and could mean his strength to because he has great muscles and is very strong. He is funny and likes to make odd faces and say derp and merp through text messages. He loves his video games but will never put them first when he falls in love. He likes steak, and bacon , basically all meat...I love John with all my heart and he is the best boyfriend ever <3
"Woohh hes eating so much bacon!" .. "HE MUST BE A JOHN!


"Yeahh hes a John"

"derp" .."stop acting like a john"

loooool i had too XD
by ilegitwonderwhoiam February 02, 2013
can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

jon jhon
by kawoline December 27, 2012
Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012

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