The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is handsome and brave. He will protect you and take care of you. He can be witty and funny. When talking about certain subjects he can get a little fired up. He does not like large red headed women so stay away. He enjoys classical music, the symphony, the ballet, and playing guitar. He is a lover of fine wines.
Did you notice how positively John he is? Yes, I can't stop thinking about the Johnness of it all.
by geezelouise February 26, 2014
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An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.
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johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi
1.who is that your kissing oh its my John
by susan Kay March 9, 2019
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A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
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The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
by griddamtimb November 8, 2018
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