The funniest guy you'll ever meet. May seem not hot at first, but soon you'll love his appearance. Is mean when there are no girls around, very flirtatious. Has the cutest laugh ever and a sexy smile.
by The awesomest person ever!!!!! January 28, 2012
by thatoneturtleguy September 11, 2019
John is a short guy. He is very handsome and never loses a argument so don’t even try. When he likes a girl he is committed to making her happy. He is very social and likes to be with his friends. He is not very popular but he is very athletic. Any girl that he likes is very lucky. He probably likes a girl that is already dating someone.
John is awesome
by Ja_Krsipy November 21, 2018
The very best person to be around. He can be really closed off, and he can keep to himself a lot but at the same time he is very open. He’s probably one of the best people ever to have in your life. He’s a great listener, and he’s never boring. One of the funniest people ever—He’s talented and very prideful with his work. He can be cocky at times, but also very humble. The bestest person on this Earth. He’ll always have your back, as long as you have his. He hates fake people, and won’t hesitate to put people in their place. An anime lover, and weirdo—super athletic, and super determined too. LOL.
John’s amazing! :)
by yumplumpfumpityfump January 13, 2021
Verb. When you're 12 years old, drink 3 beers and pass out in your friend's bed, shouting 'Why is no one spooning me?????????????'
I did a John.
by B33rs February 17, 2016
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
by BrasilStyle January 28, 2009
A guy that is super outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him and he keeps very few close friends. He loves to go out and have a good time and loves to be surrounded by his true few. He's very intellegent and doesn't mind sharing his beliefs with you. He really wants a Blue koala for his birthday.
John is soo much fun !! You should've seen him at the club last night !! He was madd HYPE !! I heard he wants to name his koala Blue Ray !! ;D
by PeachessKnows July 15, 2011