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A why not? Let’s do it, I’m up for anything kind of guy. He possesses the 3 S’s – Sexy, Smart and Sweet. He is principled, loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, sensitive, romantic, spontaneous, a true gentleman. He has a quirky, witty, dry sense of humour – slightly misunderstood at times, but he is very funny in a subtle way. A toothy smile. A dorky laugh. A bit of an adventure enthusiast. He enjoys running marathons and hiking. One would associate him with the Ted character in ‘How I met your Mother’ – because he is a total dad and can pull off clothes or shoes which would otherwise be socially unacceptable, like Ted, dancing is not one of John’s strong points. He is close with his family and is big on friendships. Loves animals and nature. He loves watching anime and the movie Coach Carter. He is a lazy thinker – doesn’t like to explain things or go into detail. He believes that arguing is a waste of time and too much effort. He's so badass he doesn’t wait to ‘remove flash drive safely’ and like a typical guy he likes to drive fast on the highway. He adjusts his speed according to the beat of his signature playlist. He wants to be known as a telecommunications operator and that he works in a call centre (not his real job). He has the innate ability to not be embarrassed by most things. John is the type guy who can’t say No to people. He will go out of his way to help a friend. He is caring, honest and compassionate. He is lovely. Simply wonderful.
Kim: Where do I find a John?

Nicole: In a textbook, at work, on a plane, in a crowd, at school, in church, everywhere, there are John's all around us.
by Bromance May 07, 2013
 
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Powerful, intellegent and very sexy. Hercules!!!
"John"
by Angel Officer February 03, 2010
 
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The most obnoxious guy in the world who you just can't ever get over. He is so confusing and will lead you on sometimes and other times not answer you for weeks. You hate him but always find yourself stalking his Facebook. He's cute, flirty, has gorgeous brown eyes and hair, somewhat of a man whore, but deep down he just wants a good relationship like you. He has great taste in music and has great style. He's really funny and can always make you laugh. What a John needs to do is pick up his damn phone and call her, or at least text her, right now, because she's checking her phone all day waiting for him. And he needs to stop going back to the same attention-whore-sluts.
John.
by aaaaaagirllllllllll October 31, 2010
 
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an amazing guy who treats his girlfriend like a princess, makes you day better no matter what. youll want him to love you and be yours foreverrrrrrrrrr
john is hott
by johnsgirlfriend October 17, 2010
 
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An exotically splendid name for people of the male gender. The name is given to children who display unparalleled handsomeness and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display God-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
JOHN!!!!!! :O
by Malcolm X :D November 28, 2010
 
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Male: Very attractive. Usually brown hair and tan skin. His eyes tell it all and he can usaully clean up well. He's very out going and fun to be around and gets along with just about anyone. Family means the world to him. His "i know everything attitude" leads him to make many mistakes, but he always ends up fixing them in the long run. He's great boyfriend material when he wants to be, but he's also known to be a heartbreaker. His future holds the "riches" and a great family orianted life with his long lost true love.
hey look at JOHN, hes handsome.
by namefact.net January 20, 2011
 
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An amazing boyfriend who treats his girlfriend like a princess. He has the most amazing personality and is Loved Very Much by his girlfriend. He is often hoped to be in his girlfriend's life forever.
-hey, why are you always so happy?
-cause i have a John in my Life(:
by johns girlfriend November 21, 2010
 
21.
I walking God, An adonis of the human race.
Irresistable to woman. Extremely muscular and chizzled.
Incredible strength and athleticism.
John - The Hottest person created
by TheGift001 March 18, 2011