A why not? Let’s do it, I’m up for anything kind of guy. He possesses the 3 S’s – Sexy, Smart and Sweet. He is principled, loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, sensitive, romantic, spontaneous, a true gentleman. He has a quirky, witty, dry sense of humour – slightly misunderstood at times, but he is very funny in a subtle way. A toothy smile. A dorky laugh. A bit of an adventure enthusiast. He enjoys running marathons and hiking. One would associate him with the Ted character in ‘How I met your Mother’ – because he is a total dad and can pull off clothes or shoes which would otherwise be socially unacceptable, like Ted, dancing is not one of John’s strong points. He is close with his family and is big on friendships. Loves animals and nature. He loves watching anime and the movie Coach Carter. He is a lazy thinker – doesn’t like to explain things or go into detail. He believes that arguing is a waste of time and too much effort. He's so badass he doesn’t wait to ‘remove flash drive safely’ and like a typical guy he likes to drive fast on the highway. He adjusts his speed according to the beat of his signature playlist. He wants to be known as a telecommunications operator and that he works in a call centre (not his real job). He has the innate ability to not be embarrassed by most things. John is the type guy who can’t say No to people. He will go out of his way to help a friend. He is caring, honest and compassionate. He is lovely. Simply wonderful.
Kim: Where do I find a John?

Nicole: In a textbook, at work, on a plane, in a crowd, at school, in church, everywhere, there are John's all around us.
by Bromance May 07, 2013
Hebrew name meaning "A gift from god"
Wow that baby must be a John.
by John Sandlin January 10, 2006
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
by BrasilStyle January 27, 2009
Probably the best guy you will ever meet in your life. Looks best with no shirt and leaning over a couch telling you he has to take a shower. Basically, if you meet him you WILL fall in love with him and there is nothing you can do about it. VERY obsessed with video games, but he makes it look hot. He will spend all the free time he can get talking to you, even if he only has five minutes. By far the sweetest guy in the world, a gentleman, and exremely handsome.
person 1-John just talked to me!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!
by ouisorazzal27 December 25, 2010
John is a man of integrity. He has good morals and manners. He is a man of little words. Believes actions speak louder than words. John has strong work ethics and is willing to jump in to help a friend. Loyal. Loving. All of this and a healthy sense of humor too.
John believes that no one gets left behind
by love your eyes February 11, 2010
A sweet, lovely and sexy man who makes can make a woman feel amazing in every possible way. A true soul mate. Can be a loner, but for a fellow loner, that is perfect. Able to make you feel completely comfortable without having to say a word.
My knight in shining armor. Competitive and likes to push buttons, especially involving games.
I love you John. :)
by JoJolibrarian February 03, 2010
In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.

May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."

Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."

Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
by MartinE. April 06, 2008
Powerful, intellegent and very sexy. Hercules!!!
"John"
by Angel Officer February 03, 2010

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