A why not? Let’s do it, I’m up for anything kind of guy. He possesses the 3 S’s – Sexy, Smart and Sweet. He is principled, loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, sensitive, romantic, spontaneous, a true gentleman. He has a quirky, witty, dry sense of humour – slightly misunderstood at times, but he is very funny in a subtle way. A toothy smile. A dorky laugh. A bit of an adventure enthusiast. He enjoys running marathons and hiking. One would associate him with the Ted character in ‘How I met your Mother’ – because he is a total dad and can pull off clothes or shoes which would otherwise be socially unacceptable, like Ted, dancing is not one of John’s strong points. He is close with his family and is big on friendships. Loves animals and nature. He loves watching anime and the movie Coach Carter. He is a lazy thinker – doesn’t like to explain things or go into detail. He believes that arguing is a waste of time and too much effort. He's so badass he doesn’t wait to ‘remove flash drive safely’ and like a typical guy he likes to drive fast on the highway. He adjusts his speed according to the beat of his signature playlist. He wants to be known as a telecommunications operator and that he works in a call centre (not his real job). He has the innate ability to not be embarrassed by most things. John is the type guy who can’t say No to people. He will go out of his way to help a friend. He is caring, honest and compassionate. He is lovely. Simply wonderful.
Kim: Where do I find a John?

Nicole: In a textbook, at work, on a plane, in a crowd, at school, in church, everywhere, there are John's all around us.
by Bromance May 07, 2013
The most obnoxious boy ever. Often has brown hair, green eyes , and white.
You love him and you hate him at the same time. He drops hints that he likes you by staring all the time. He is smart but you probably don't know it. Physcopath. He is a total creepy weirdo. But you know you still like him. He will make you laugh all the time. He is a player. He might even be gay.....
* John stares at me all the time! *
*you like him*
*no i don't*
by Awesomeness 123 January 20, 2015
A crudely constructed excuse for one's inability or lack of desire to complete an action.
V. ("He was johning so hard the other day, I nearly threw up.")
N. ("That's a John and a half.")
by densloww May 05, 2014
Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...
"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"
by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013
awesome mexican guy with a big dick (yes even bigger than Pedro) and also have this italian faggot kid named Raul on his dick
John is such an awesome and talented archer and got a big dick

Yeah Raul loves sucking John's dick
by anonymouslelo May 17, 2014
A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.
John
by dogluvr412 December 31, 2011
a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
Don't be sick a john
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
A guy that is mean, that smells like shit, is ugly as hell, and crys to his mom for everything. Is a douche.
OMG look at him he looks ugly and is crying to his mom, NOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER JOHN!!!!!
by Thesecretninja333 April 16, 2015

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