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82.
John:

- a tool

- has no friends

- condescending

- racist

- inbred

- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
by Jeson January 02, 2013
 
57.
Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...
"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"
by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013
 
58.
A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.

He has his head and heart in place and

is totally committed to everything he does.

He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
I'm glad I found you. I love you john.
by poochameow August 18, 2013
 
59.
An extremely talented and handsome guy, he loves playing the bass guitar and listens to jazz music. He is really shy but only because he is very special and unique inside and afraid to show it. You are a very lucky person if you get to see that side of him :) He has long dark blonde/ light brownish hair with a few waves in it and light brown eyes. He has a nickname named Thor for his hair, and could mean his strength to because he has great muscles and is very strong. He is funny and likes to make odd faces and say derp and merp through text messages. He loves his video games but will never put them first when he falls in love. He likes steak, and bacon , basically all meat...I love John with all my heart and he is the best boyfriend ever <3
"Woohh hes eating so much bacon!" .. "HE MUST BE A JOHN!

"DUDE DO YOU SEE THAT LONG HAIRED GUY PLAYING BASS!!? HES SOO TALENTED"

"Yeahh hes a John"

"derp" .."stop acting like a john"

loooool i had too XD
by ilegitwonderwhoiam February 02, 2013
 
60.
John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it
Person 1-John is my bestfriend
John-I like you
by urejsjka4ifdflkdss November 26, 2012
 
61.
the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world
i am a john. meep.
by Meepmeep meep March 13, 2012
 
62.
John:
Is an EXTREMELY hot guy with beautiful black hair and green eyes. Has an awesome body.

Smart, and financially savvy.

Confident, but down-to-earth. Has a sweet sense of humor:)

Can make a girl feel special:)

Knows the best places to hang out. Fun to be around.

Someone I now wish was part of my life. Wish I never said no.
Girl:
Who is that fine guy walking by?

Friend:
I don't know, but must be a JOHN!
by ME12345ME12345 December 08, 2011
 
63.
John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
by Omg283 August 21, 2014