- a tool

- has no friends

- condescending

- racist

- inbred

- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
#john #jack #juan #jose #jackknife
by Jeson January 02, 2013
Is an EXTREMELY hot guy with beautiful black hair and green eyes. Has an awesome body.

Smart, and financially savvy.

Confident, but down-to-earth. Has a sweet sense of humor:)

Can make a girl feel special:)

Knows the best places to hang out. Fun to be around.

Someone I now wish was part of my life. Wish I never said no.
Who is that fine guy walking by?

I don't know, but must be a JOHN!
#a sweetheart #cultured #funny #hottie #classy
by ME12345ME12345 December 08, 2011
Brittney's future boyfriend =]
Brittney: John will you be mine?
John: of course!
#sexy #iii #john #boyfriend #mine
by His future August 22, 2011
A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
I love a john but i hate a john
#luke hemmings #love #hate #boy #man
by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015
Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
#john #prostitute #name #toilet #condom
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
A toilet full of shit
That honey bucket is a John.
by Anti Atheist Jesus 5eva May 15, 2016
A short gay mexican
John is a pleb
by imnotapleb May 04, 2016
John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
#nice #smart #weird #cool #asian #basketball #is #life
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
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