John:

- a tool

- has no friends

- condescending

- racist

- inbred

- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
by Jeson January 02, 2013
The funniest guy you'll ever meet. May seem not hot at first, but soon you'll love his appearance. Is mean when there are no girls around, very flirtatious. Has the cutest laugh ever and a sexy smile.
"hahahaha who's that kid? He's hilarious!"
"it's John of course!!"

"oh duh!"
by The awesomest person ever!!!!! January 27, 2012
the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!
"sara did john confuse u again?"
"haley must u ask?"
by best friend ever! October 08, 2011
A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."
by Baby John November 05, 2011
An extremely talented and handsome guy, he loves playing the bass guitar and listens to jazz music. He is really shy but only because he is very special and unique inside and afraid to show it. You are a very lucky person if you get to see that side of him :) He has long dark blonde/ light brownish hair with a few waves in it and light brown eyes. He has a nickname named Thor for his hair, and could mean his strength to because he has great muscles and is very strong. He is funny and likes to make odd faces and say derp and merp through text messages. He loves his video games but will never put them first when he falls in love. He likes steak, and bacon , basically all meat...I love John with all my heart and he is the best boyfriend ever <3
"Woohh hes eating so much bacon!" .. "HE MUST BE A JOHN!

"DUDE DO YOU SEE THAT LONG HAIRED GUY PLAYING BASS!!? HES SOO TALENTED"

"Yeahh hes a John"

"derp" .."stop acting like a john"

loooool i had too XD
by ilegitwonderwhoiam February 02, 2013
the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world
i am a john. meep.
by Meepmeep meep March 13, 2012
can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

jon jhon
by kawoline December 27, 2012
John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it
Person 1-John is my bestfriend
John-I like you
by urejsjka4ifdflkdss November 26, 2012
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