John:

- a tool

- has no friends

- condescending

- racist

- inbred

- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
by Jeson January 02, 2013
A really fucking awesome guy who has a massive dick. He is usually seen on the street being awesome and having sex with multiple women. If you are ever lucky enough to see him in person, spontaneous orgasms are in order. He is also really damn funny and a fucking tank. He can also play the fucking cowbell like a pro.
Girl 1 - "Hey look at the hotty John over there."
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
by My name is totally not John November 08, 2010
John is the name of a sexy, handsome, adorable, cute as can be guy. He is usually paired with girls named Marissa, because a John is the only one who can handle her craziness. John is a perfect guy to date because he is caring, loving, protective, loyal, trust-worthy, hilarious, romantic guy who will do anything to make his girl happy. John will not let his girl go for anyone else; he is very protective. He is moody on occasion and will only open up to someone he knows he can trust but when he does spill what's on his mind he can be very emotional and shows that he has true feelings. John will not let this out to just anyone though. John also has a playful side that shows when he hangs out with his many guy friends. John is a man who is respectable, successful and intelligent. He usually is an extremely good athlete which puts him in amazing shape. His body is tight and very muscular with gorgeous abs, biceps, and legs. Johns usually do not realize how amazing they are and anyone who tries to tell them will not get through. John is a tall brunet with very tan, perfect skin and dark brown eyes that hold many secrets. His gaze will make any girl's stomach flutter. John's kisses are passionate and filled with his love for you and he is AMAZING in bed. John is an fabulous man and any girl who is with him is crazy to ever let him go.
"Wow! Who's that amazing shortstop? Number 5? The tall brunette? He's fucking hot!"

"I just had an amazing night with my husband, John. We had a romantic dinner and then amazing sex! God he makes me feel so good!"

"OMFG John is so fucking funny!"
by mars52610 August 29, 2011
John-A well rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself.He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/ thinks ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, has Maney friends and aquatences.Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observent and loves his family.Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day,who compliments his vast personality and I.Q.gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opiniated.Stands for what he believes in.Doesn't need a woman for abborant sexist tasks and enslavment, but to thrive and grow and experience the planet.Independent and has a bit of a dark side some find enthralling.Witty, and for the most part self virtuous.Tries to do things for the better and the sake of what is good, hardly selfish and protective.deals with pain and injustice towards himself and his peers maturly or tries his best.John is simply like the universe, full of mystery beauty and greatness.
"so you say he's wise,hilarious,good-looking, an charismatic?"
"Yeah like I said he's everything!"
"Must be John"
by <KamikazeRomance> January 13, 2012
A John is a sexy beast with an amazing sense of humor. He's smart, a bit geeky, and an awesome guy to be around. A John without pants is automatically a win in every situation.
"I wish I were a John." "John is the coolest guy ever."

"Whoa! Look at that sexy model!" ... "No way, man, that John has his pants off! Win."

"Hey look, I just ran a marathon!" ... "You know what's even better? That pants-less John over there."
by tennantfan June 06, 2013
Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
The coolest person ever and should be awarded the medal of honor for his awesomeness. He also is great with computors and is epic at sports.
"Hey John your awesome!"
John, "I know."
by byoc December 29, 2011
john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!
Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!
by TeddieLover August 01, 2011

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