- a tool
- has no friends
- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
A leader of men, High King of Gondor, enjoys puppies and sports
discruntled red-neck: JOHN TOOOK MY DOG!
Shy at first, it may take a little while for a John to adjust to a new situation or person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, a Naruto manga in hand, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. He's happiest on a basketball court, listening to rad music, or just watching an intense thunderstorm. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He likes Bring Me the Horizon, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John.
I walking God, An adonis of the human race.
Irresistable to woman. Extremely muscular and chizzled.
Incredible strength and athleticism.
John - The Hottest person created
John is an amazing individual who takes alot of time out to help others, He his always well spoken and well presented what ever the occasion. He always as a smile on his face and makes people feel at ease. He his a proud individual who never likes to show others what his actually going on, he just likes to deal with things privately. He has the ability to know what people are thinking and always knows what people are up to (wink wink) those that cross him lose a friend for life! Love him or hate him he his a top guy who's heart his in the right place.
Girl to her friend> where's john tonight?
Friend to girl> at home!
Girl to friend> don't you think you should be home with him!
Friend to girl> no way! He knows who I am, if he doesn't like it he can leave!
Moral of the story> johns too nice and always gets walked all over..........
A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla
's vagina. Known as a "gift from god", women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it's a wild John in it's natural habitat! Let's see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence!
John, usually a very macho guy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and hair. His smile is gorgeous. Typically a player, confuses you alot, but when he wants he can make u feeel like the most amazing person in the world. You cant help but smile when u look at him. u like him alot but he gives u mixed signals. he could be the ebst thing u ever had if he would give u a chance. strong, competitive, smart, outgoing, cute, nice body. He lies alot but does know when he is wrong and he can be a man and say sorry. All in all, john is a great guy but he needs to figure out his relationship status
Friend: Whats wrong?
You: It's just....welll...John
Friend: I told you he was an ass!
a wonderful friend whos not all about drama
someone hard to find
shy and quiet but is willing to open up to you when you get to know him
but we love him all the same (doesnt necessarily have to be boyfriend/girlfriend/crush love)
an attractive guy who isnt full of himself and/or bullshit
hence why your eyes arent brown >xP
extremely intelligent and i envy him for that 8D
look at your grades!
youre such a john!!