John:

- a tool

- has no friends

- condescending

- racist

- inbred

- often redneck
Jason:Oh there's John
Jack: Goddamn it i hate John
by Jeson January 02, 2013
Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.
Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!
by Jaydee red May 29, 2016
John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.
I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.
by magicflash May 28, 2016
porn addict. loves watching anime kids shows. complete pervert.
John, are you watching porn again?!
by cl'er May 20, 2015
my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.
John dblu is awesome
by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011
A pencil neck young man who spends most of his days dwelling in a dim lit room where he smokes copius amounts of pot and angel dust with his girlfriend, he is a poor communicator and he doesnt go in sunlight, nor does he sleep any less than 16 hours a day
John is fried
by Narfwar March 08, 2016
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