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John is a pleb
by imnotapleb May 04, 2016
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A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
I love a john but i hate a john
by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015
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my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.
John dblu is awesome
by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011
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1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
two johns = twice the diseased shit!
by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004
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Substandard, junk, cheap or low-grade
This place is totally John. The room is disgusting.
by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016
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John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.
Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples
by You_know_who September 23, 2013
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porn addict. loves watching anime kids shows. complete pervert.
John, are you watching porn again?!
by cl'er May 20, 2015
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