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John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes under pressure and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get vexed.

John is tall has brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/green eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and exemplary manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic work ethic. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.

John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and loves his family.

He leads a very intense life and proves himself hardy in doing so.

A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.

John has a playful side to him when he feels at ease with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.

John is simply like the Heavens above, SUPREME BLISS.

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Joyce: "Why are you smiling?"

Girl : " I'm smiling because I have a John in my life."
by Tender Kisses April 28, 2013
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
by yourmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyy March 29, 2008
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Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, tanned and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go.
Friend: Who's that guy you're with?
Girl: He's my John. :)
by ChuBear<3 May 22, 2011
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An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
I love you, John!!!
by John's Angel July 16, 2009
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A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla's vagina. Known as a "gift from god", women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it's a wild John in it's natural habitat! Let's see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence!
by kingkongdong October 16, 2010
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An exotically splendid name for people of the male gender. The name is given to children who display unparalleled handsomeness and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display God-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
JOHN!!!!!! :O
by Malcolm X :D November 28, 2010
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A why not? Let’s do it, I’m up for anything kind of guy. He possesses the 3 S’s – Sexy, Smart and Sweet. He is principled, loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, sensitive, romantic, spontaneous, a true gentleman. He has a quirky, witty, dry sense of humour – slightly misunderstood at times, but he is very funny in a subtle way. A toothy smile. A dorky laugh. A bit of an adventure enthusiast. He enjoys running marathons and hiking. One would associate him with the Ted character in ‘How I met your Mother’ – because he is a total dad and can pull off clothes or shoes which would otherwise be socially unacceptable, like Ted, dancing is not one of John’s strong points. He is close with his family and is big on friendships. Loves animals and nature. He loves watching anime and the movie Coach Carter. He is a lazy thinker – doesn’t like to explain things or go into detail. He believes that arguing is a waste of time and too much effort. He's so badass he doesn’t wait to ‘remove flash drive safely’ and like a typical guy he likes to drive fast on the highway. He adjusts his speed according to the beat of his signature playlist. He wants to be known as a telecommunications operator and that he works in a call centre (not his real job). He has the innate ability to not be embarrassed by most things. John is the type guy who can’t say No to people. He will go out of his way to help a friend. He is caring, honest and compassionate. He is lovely. Simply wonderful.
Kim: Where do I find a John?

Nicole: In a textbook, at work, on a plane, in a crowd, at school, in church, everywhere, there are John's all around us.
by Bromance May 07, 2013
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