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This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.
I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.

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