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John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.
John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well. Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:
John Salley: "Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)." Really Hot Lawyer chick: "Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules" John Salley: "you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?" Really hot lawyer chick: "yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!" John Salley: "haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove" |
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